We Could Be Regains
Aug. 31st, 2023 03:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
buggrealleKeeping
Cherry Blossom Bouquet: A collection of branches from a sakura tree. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms represent "a woman of superior beauty".
Snow Globe: A souvenir from… it looks like Saskatchewan? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a bumblebee. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
Flintlock: Inlaid with a ruby on the grip, this firearm shoots bullets that can harm the living and the dead.
Canadian Flag: O, Canada....
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Trading
Odyssey Brand Condoms: Ultra durable for the long haul.
Lip Balm: A small tube of chapstick. It smells like cherry.
Canadian Flag: O, Canada....
Krazy Gloo: Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly.
Boxing Gloves: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
Roller Slippers: Slippers with a small wheel installed in each heel. They were invented to move easily around the house, but there is absolutely no demand for them.
An Entire Pumpkin: What?
Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
Spinning Wheel: Don't prick your finger on it!
Disposing
Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
Polish Lamppost: It's fancy, it's electric, it's... Missing the lightbulb? (A FULL SIZED STREETLAMP THAT BITCH AIN'T MOVING)
Parkour 101 (x2): A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. (Donated to the Liberry)
Sopor Slime Pie: This. This looks radioactive. Who would ever actually eat this. If you do, you're gonna be doing nothing much for a few hours. (Sh...ared... with Gamzee...)
Lululemon Tracksuit: Black color, men’s large–wait, is that blood on it?!
Hand Bra: Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
Cherry Blossom Bouquet: A collection of branches from a sakura tree. In the language of flowers, cherry blossoms represent "a woman of superior beauty".
Snow Globe: A souvenir from… it looks like Saskatchewan? Perfect to put on a shelf and look at once in a while.
Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a bumblebee. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
Flintlock: Inlaid with a ruby on the grip, this firearm shoots bullets that can harm the living and the dead.
Canadian Flag: O, Canada....
Fluffy Socks: You can never have enough.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bathtime fun! Squeak squeak!
Trading
Odyssey Brand Condoms: Ultra durable for the long haul.
Lip Balm: A small tube of chapstick. It smells like cherry.
Canadian Flag: O, Canada....
Krazy Gloo: Caution, may adhere to skin. Dries instantly.
Boxing Gloves: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why.
Hairspray: A tall can of hairspray. It can lock that style in for an entire performance!
Roller Slippers: Slippers with a small wheel installed in each heel. They were invented to move easily around the house, but there is absolutely no demand for them.
An Entire Pumpkin: What?
Plastic Light Sword: A shitty knockoff lightsaber toy. They didn't even bother making the flashlight part look like anything but a regular flashlight.
Spinning Wheel: Don't prick your finger on it!
Disposing
Café Con Leche: A hot cup of coffee, already lightened and sweetened with condensed milk.
Polish Lamppost: It's fancy, it's electric, it's... Missing the lightbulb? (A FULL SIZED STREETLAMP THAT BITCH AIN'T MOVING)
Parkour 101 (x2): A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. (Donated to the Liberry)
Lululemon Tracksuit: Black color, men’s large–wait, is that blood on it?!
Hand Bra: Who the heck left this in here? It almost seems like it belongs in a whole other world.
